Coach Bullwhip Shuman:

I dislike Coach Shuman. He's always calling us failures especially me. I'm the one who always gets up fastest. I think Coach Shuman is a failure. I mean, who gets stuck coaching hopscotch anyway.  He should go lock himself up in his room and never come out. Otherwise we will all die from looking at such a huge failure. He also uses a whip! What the heck is that all about? We aren't living in the Wild West in the 1800's!

The Italian:

That kid Fabrizio from Italy is a real strong kid. Almost as strong as Tyler.  But Fabrizio doesn't use steroids. He's the real deal. I heard this kid was the number one hopscotcher in Western Europe and the number three hopscotcher in the world last year.  Not to mention he's number one in Italy. I heard he went to the NFL combine and benched 225 pounds 50 times. It was a combine record. Unfortunately he did not get drafted because he thought it was like soccer.  He wasn't a good kicker because he didn't know how to kick an American football.  He's a good kid. He has a good chance of going all the way.

Tyler:

Tyler's such a small kid yet he's the only one who actually can compete with me and the Italian.  He must be using 'roids. I mean, have you seen how jacked he looks? WOW! There's another kid who looks like Tyler, but he doesn't do steroids.  That's how it's really done. Unlike me. I use pure talent.  I also think Tyler is a real jerk. All he does is talk about how strong he is and acts like we don't know he's using Steroids. He's in for a surprise.

Alex:

Wow, who knew girls could be such amazing hopscotchers (I am NOT a sexist!). Alex is really good.  I could tell when she was climbing the wall she wasn't trying. She didn't want to show us all up.  I heard she was the number one female hopscotcher in the nation last year.  Tyler is wasting his time trying to hit on her rather than paying attention to Coach Shuman. (Shh... he doesn't know that she hates him!) Haha.

Frank:

Frank is not that great.  He can't even beat his sister in a game of hopscotch. However, I don't underestimate anyone.  Frank had a great show at the climbing wall. I think he could be a promising hopscotcher eventually.